Kilduff travels on a cheap Irish airline led by a self-proclaimed ‘obnoxious little bollocks’, that flies from A to somewhere remotely near B, weighs baggage as if it was gold, charges passengers to check-in or to use a wheelchair, sells them hangover cures and scratch cards, lands its aircraft at the wrong airport and doesn’t even care if Kilduff shows up. And his advice to fellow travellers in what is perhaps the ultimate airport holiday read? ‘Don’t get mad, get even — get a one cent airline ticket!’

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